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Tum Ne Apnay Husband Ko

Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia? . Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha? . “April Fool”
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Sardar Usay Aik Moqa

Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi Sardar: khush ho k Begum usay ek moqa aur do
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Bubbli Class Mei Gadha

Bubbli class mei gadha le aye Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho? Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu
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Mother Ladka Pasand Aya

Mother:Larka pasand aya, Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.
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Kulfi Ko Lafafe Mai Daal

L@dy Cl_at_Ss Te_at_cheR 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo … Girl:”Madam” Agar Aap ko Kahey k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?
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Is Kanjar ko to Sirf

Shadi ki agli subah dulhay ki maa : beta GHUSAL ker Lo… Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao
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Sardar Suhag Raat Ko

Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola;Tumhari pehlay kisi ne nahi li? BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!
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From Korea Comes to Lahore

Mr. Han tiya from China & Mr. Lee cho from Korea comes to Lahore and start a five star restaurant but nobody come to eat. reason? . . . . . . Because they named CHOTIYA RESTAURANT
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Bimari Ka Ilaj

aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or...
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New Married Girl

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha . Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy? . Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree . Saheli : kia kia dheka? . Larki : Chatt aur Pankha
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