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Ways 2 Impress a Girl

WAYS 2 IMPRESS A GIRL Respect her Honor her Love her Protect her Care her Obey her Sacrifice 4 her HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY? Just Smile Once Game Over! Hogya Lattu!
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Cutest Proposal Boy Do

Cutest Proposal: Boy: Do you hug your Teddy Bear while sleeping at night? Girl: Yes Boy: Can I replace it for the rest of life?
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Genius is Person Who

Genius is a Person Who can do a Work in 1 Day while any Fool can do in 100 Days…. Just as We complete our syllabus in a single night Before Exam… While the Faculty Take Whole Semester.
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At a Party Someone

At a Party someone yelled: “All married guys, please HUG the person who has made your life worth living.” The bartender almost got crushed!
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What is the difference

What is the difference between Talent And Intelligence? Getting up early in the morning daily is talent!!! Not trying such nonsense thing is intelligence..!!
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Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons….. “we will do it” Means “U will do it.” “U have done a great job” Means “More work will be given to u.” “We are a team” Means “I am not the only one to be blamed.” “That...
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Height of Diplomacy

* Height of Diplomacy * Forgetting GF’s Birthday and later telling her: How can I remember your B&aposay Honey, When you never look a year Older?
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Where did love born

Where did love born ? Guess . . Simple In CHINA! Becoz it has no warranty.
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Please give 50 paise

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise. Man: I don’t have. Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
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Man runs home and shouts

Man runs home and shouts: “Pack your Bag Honey! I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary.” Wife: “Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?” Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost…
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