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Balti Bharnay Tak Kiya Karo Ga?

Father: Kahan Ja Rahay Ho? Son: Nahanay Ke Leye, Father: To Mobile Kion Le Kar Ja Rahay Ho? Son: Balti Bharnay Tak Kiya Karo Ga?
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You Are A Bitch

U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*
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Jahaaz Toofan Mei Ghir Chuka

Jahaaz Toofan mei ghir chuka tha CAPTAIN ne ba’awaz buland pucha, “Kisi ko Foofan se bach nikalne ki dua aati hai?” Molvi ne hath khara kar diya. CAPTAIN ne kaha…. “Theek hai aap Dua per guzara karein, humare pas 1...
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Bipasha Bharat ke Har

Bipasha Bharat ke har nagrik ka adikar he, Bipasa har kisiki jaruriyat he, Bipasha har kisiko milni chahiye, Bi-Bijli Pa-Pani Sha-Shadak
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Heart Badalne K Bad

Mareez Dr se: Heart badlne k baad mjhe dance or paisa acha lagne laga hai, Kiya mai jawan ho gaya hoon? Dr: Nhi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo Khusre ka hai!
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Is SMS ko Bohat Sambhal

Is SMS ko bohat Sambhal k rakhna Ye mamuli SMS nahi Ye qeemti SMS hy INBOX mei rakhna Ye sms (‘v&apos (( )) ¥¥ 2 din bad ANDAY dega
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Phir Bhi Buri Lag Rhi Ho

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha Girl: Thnx Boy: Lipstick b achi hai Girl: Thnx Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai Girl:Thnx “BHAI JAN” Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
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Tery Chehry Pe Udasi

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai
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Har Mard Ki Life Dekho

Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
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Agar Main Mar Gaya

Boy: agar main mar gaya tu tum dosri shadi karo loo gee? Girl: Nahi main apni bhen k pass rahoun gee, Girl: Agar main mar gai tu tum kia karo gay, Boy: main bhee tumhari bhen k sath rahoun ga..
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