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Pathan English Sekhne Obama

Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya. 2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi. Pathan: Who is speaking? Dosri taraf: “hocha hm Obama bolti hai.
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Ek Darya K Kinare 2 Sardar

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ? Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn PaThan: Ha Ha Ha… O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log...
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Bimari Ka Ilaj

aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or...
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Brazer Day Do

Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi k Dil par lagay…. 2nd Pathan: Brazier day day.
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Wife Aap Bohat Motay

Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho. Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho. Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon. Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.
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1 Jamadaar Gutter Mein

1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha: 1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola: “O yara! 2 Naan amara b laga dena..”
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Ek Pathan Raat ka khana

Ek Pathan Raat ka Khana kha raha tha… To kya ab woh Khana bhi na khaye? Jaan le lo Pathanon ki Tum log, Har baat main joke chahiye bus.
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Father of Ibn-e-Seena-Pathan

Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena? Pathan soch main Gumm… After some time, Pathan Answered: John Cena!!!
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Ek Pathan Raat ka khana

Ek Pathan Raat ka Khana kha raha tha… To kya ab woh Khana bhi na khaye? Jaan le lo Pathanon ki Tum log, Har baat main joke chahiye bus.
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Father of Ibn-e-Seena

Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena? Pathan soch main Gumm… After some time, Pathan Answered: John Cena!!!
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