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Oye Koi Ghareeb V Hunda Hai

Last night the Moon said to me: “If ur friend is not messaging you, Why don’t u leave ur friend” I looked back at da moon and said: “OYE KOI GHAREEB V HUNDA HAI”
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Zakham Inne Gehre C

Zakham inne gehre c ki izhaar ki karde, Asi khud nishaana ban gaye c waar ki karde, Dil kadd ke tere kadma’ch rakh ditta, Hun tu hi das iss ton wad tera satkaar ki karde..
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Sorry It’s Ok

1 Baba ka Paon(Leg) Boy k Paon aa gaya: Baba: Sorry! Boy: Shut up. Kuch dair baad ek Girl ka Paon Boy k Paon per aagaya, Girl: Sorry! Boy: It’s Ok! Baba: Na Meri Sorry day Spelling Galat C?
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Bara Ishq Ishq tu Karna Aiin

Bara Ishq Ishq Tu Karna Aiin Kadi Ishq Da Gunjal Khol Te Sai Tenu MittiVich Na Rol Devay Do Pyar De Bol Bol Te Sai Sukh Ghat Te Dar Hazar Milan Kadi Ishq Nu Takri Tol Te Sai Teri Hasdi...
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CNG Mukk Gai

Night Was Dark Moon Was High, Boy Stopped His Car, Girl Asked Him Why? He Came Close, She Felt Shy. He Went Near The Ear & Whispered 3 Words, CNG MUKK GAI.
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Tussi Door Hoye Sanoon

Tussi door hoye sanoon jalan wastey, Naley sadey toon jaan chudan wastey, Haley waqt ee aaja mein tera oon, Ik pal wich jindari langan wastey J tun keeti na qadr saadey pyar dee tey na puch, Tenu hanju wee nayeen...
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Mein Tey Honda hi Lessan

A paindu died God says to him! Mein tenu jannat desaan Paindu bola – – – – – Na jee Na – – – – – Mein tey HONDA hi lesaan.
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Fees Maafi Lai

Fees maafi lai Darkhwast To The Principal high Skul ABC Gal ae hae k mere abbay ne Menu Fees 500 rupe diti si, 100 te dostaan ne film te lawa dita te, 150 day smosay te botlaan pi dityaan, 50...
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Asi Dil Dita Tusi Mobile

Asi dil dita tusi mobile dita, Asi piyar di sim vich chalyi hai, Keetay card load tuwaday armana de, Vich hijar di batteri payi hai, Teri yaad de signal full aanden, Per call kadi nayi aayi hai.
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Nawan Time Likhan K

Aaj kal logon k kandhon pe Bethe Farishtay sakht preshan hain? Kyon k koi bhi Amal likhte waqt wo ek dosre se pochte hain. Nawan Time likhan k purana?
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